At first, I told you homo's to 'Go Fuck Yourself'! I mean, me, 'ThePornDude', the ultimate pussy destroying alpha male! The God of straight porn! The role model that your father should have been! The Chuck Norris of the porn industry getting associated with dicks, cocks, schlongs or penises? Fuck no, right? I don't want the bitches to think I became a fucking homosexual! Since a lot of you faggots saw my straight version 'ThePornDude', I kept getting bombarded with requests to make a gay version of it. I know it sounds weird, since sausage fests ain't my thing and I wouldn't even watch gay content, if they would pay me for it.
